Immigatrion Scam Gone Wrong
Brampton, ON – Immigration is the backbone of Canada’s economy and development. Foreigners from all over the world long to become a Canadian citizen and enjoy the benefits of free Health Care or to take advantage of our lenient refugee laws. Sadly, people have figured out ways to obtain citizenship through elaborate and illegal means with the help of Canadian citizens who benefit from payoffs and bribes. For one Brampton woman, her decision to illegally help a man in India obtain Canadian citizenship backfired.
Text Message Mishap
Mississauga, ON – Weekends are supposed to be a time of celebration and joy for most teens but things are going to be a little bit different this time around for 18 yr old Simmy Kaur of Mississauga.
It all started earlier this month when she started chatting it up with a boy named Lucky, 18, from Brampton who had somehow showed up on Simmy’s MSN list. She instant messaged him to find out who he is and eventually they got to talking about deeper and more intimate things. Lucky turned out to be quite the charming guy and Simmy definitely liked his approach and personality. They exchanged pictures and a few days later they moved from MSN to the phone. They then went on to spend each night talking away and falling asleep to each other’s voices.
Villagers Enraged Over Bisexual Sons
Moga, Punjab – As female to male ratios in Punjab plummet, some young punjabi males are turning to each other for intimacy and love enraging their parents and families. According to a study in 2001, the state of Punjab has one of the lowest female to male ratios compared to the rest of the country. There are 793 females to every 1000 males in Punjab. This attributes to the thriving practice of female genocide in the state.
Bollywood Auction for AIDS
The compassionate stars of Bollywood auctioned off treasured personal belongings in efforts to raise funds for the AIDS epidemic across India.
Amitabh Bachchan, star of over 10,000 Bollywood films, raised a record Rs 4,092 for the underwear he wore and sometimes shared with his co-star Dharmendra during the filming of the 1975 Hollywood western rip-off Sholay.
Silver Chumchas Grand Opening
Brampton, ON – Good news for job seekers as Brampton’s first 24 hour Indian Restaurant is opening soon on Ray Lawson Blvd with a large job fair at the Brampton Sports Centre this weekend. Silver ChumChas opens in just over a month and has been attracting quite a fair amount of attention in the local community. The 24 hour stop for your favourite Indian dishes includes a drive thru as well as an outdoor patio for those beautiful Brampton summers. Baldev Sidhu, owner and operator of the restaurant boasts that Silver ChumChas will be an employer of choice who will offer competitive wages with great benefits.
Desi Comedy 10 Years of Undomination
In April 2010 we will celebrate 10 years online and to prepare for that occasion we changed our dirty underwear (metaphor for old look of the site) with fresh new panties (the sleek, grungy and loud piece of fine ass you’re viewing now – how that relates to panties is in our own imagination)
So what does this mean for you the super-fan whose been visiting year after year, desperately awaiting for updates, clinging to the hope that we might release that scandalous Ash Rai interview or a new Happy Tabla & Singer Guy musical montage to sit around with the family and jam too. Well, it means that your waiting period is over. Until… right… about.. now! More…
Swami Guava Bogus Astro Forecast 02
Swami Guava is back with another installment of his Bogus Astro Forecast!
Swami Guava Bogus Astro Forecast 01
Swami Guava has arrived with the first episode of his bogus Astro Forecast!
Tarsem – Lumber Jatt
Tarsem takes a call from Sarban whose having some “parents won’t accept my girlfriend because she’s a different caste” issues.