Ricky decides to call in and share his single cousin with Tarsem and listeners in hopes to find her a taker.

Language: English
Starring: Tarsem – Darshan, Raj – Ricky
Length: 3:53

Tarsem’s Valentine’s Programming

In this forecast there lies true love ahead for Taurus’, pain and suffering for Gemini’s, advice for how Punjabi Cancer’s can avoid getting cancer, justice for victims of Virgos and more.
This will be Swami’s only Astro Forecast for the year. He is currently working on and developing his miracle healing product Swami Juice.

As a practicing Sikh, Harminder Singh is required to cover his unshorn hair with a turban. He is strictly restricted, by somebody, from placing any further head attire over his turban thus making it impossible for him to wear the mandatory space suit that allows him to sustain life outside of the spacecraft.

“Today is the saddest day of my life.” said Harminder Singh in a statement given through his lawyer Harnek Takhar. “I have been stripped of my religious rights and freedoms. Because of their ignorance and disrespect of my religion I have been discriminated against and denied my dream of going to space.”

NASA spokesperson Tomas Helmut advised, “Our latest mission will require our astronauts to perform a space walk and possible repairs to the spacecraft. Without the protection of a space suit it is impossible for one to survive in outside of the craft. Harminder Singh is a highly valued asset and member of our space program but we feel we are acting in the best interest for the safety of our astronauts. ”

When advised that he would not be able to survive in space without the space suit Harminder Singh responded. “Don’t try to justify NASA’s discriminatory position. I want an exemption for my religion. It is my constitutional right. Sikhs around the world will be denied entry into space unless I fight this injustice here and now.”

Harnek Takher has filed a $200 million dollar lawsuit against NASA for violating Harminder Singh’s religious rights. If they win the case NASA will be forced to allow Harminder Singh to continue his mission and perform the required spacewalk without a space helmet.

NASA’s biggest concern is that Singh will not be able to breathe in outer space with just a turban. Singh, however, was quick to refute NASA’s comment, stating that “If Waheguru wants me to breathe in outer space, I WILL breathe in outer space…God damn it.”

A couple weeks later I find out he’s going to live at home and drive to school which is only 10-15min away. The next time I talked to him, I’m like wtf were you thinking? Why would you goto a Uni thats so close to home. He’s like, what? Its cheaper to stay at home and even you said its better to do that. I’m like whaaaaaaaaaaat? When the hell did I say that? So he refreshes my memory. I was just like OMFG! You actually believed me? Then I had no choice but to be honest. I told him straight up, listen man don’t waste your parents money on an education you’re not going to understand. He’s like, what do you mean?