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Sikh Astronaut Refuses to Wear Helmet in Space

Mackinder — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:06:10 +0000

Houston-NASA – When it came to choosing between his devout religious beliefs or fulfilling his life long dream of going to space, Harminder Singh stayed true to his principles and remained on Earth while NASA launched its most recent manned mission to space. As a practicing Sikh, Harminder Singh is required to cover his unshorn [...]

Stalking or Romance

Mackinder — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:02:53 +0000

Posted in DC World News

Toronto, ON – A recent study by a group of University of Toronto students has determined that cases of stalking amongst Indian males aged 20-55, is directly influenced by the characters played by male Bollywood film stars. Research was conducted on convicted felons of such charges who were of South Asian descent and lived in the [...]

Baba Picks Up

Mackinder — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:01:37 +0000

Posted in DC World News

Mississauga, ON – Jagdesh Singh, 64, is a retired newspaper delivery man who likes hanging out at the local area malls with his other retired buddies. The usual spot is Square One, in Mississauga, where they’ll take a bus in the morning and meet up just outside the bus station. Together, their posse heads into [...]

Not a Typical Indian Girl

Mackinder — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:59:51 +0000

Posted in DC World News

Mississauga, ON – She’s 22, in university and works part time at a trendy clothing store in Square One, the centre of Mississauga. Monica Sharma enjoys clubbing on the weekends, attending all the latest jams and bashes, participating in fashion shows, chatting it up on her cell phone, watching the latest hindi films and ofcourse [...]

Showcase Unzipped

Mackinder — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:57:24 +0000

Posted in DC World News

Brampton, ON – It’s a beautiful fall Saturday afternoon in the Brampton neighborhood known as Springdale. Children are playing, the old ladies are gathered in a garage, trying to remember what they were gossiping about, and Balwant Singh Alhuwalia is standing in his driveway staring at his once prized Cadillac CTS Balwant was once regarded as [...]

Immigatrion Scam Gone Wrong

Mackinder — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:56:14 +0000

Posted in DC World News

Brampton, ON – Immigration is the backbone of Canada’s economy and development. Foreigners from all over the world long to become a Canadian citizen and enjoy the benefits of free Health Care or to take advantage of our lenient refugee laws. Sadly, people have figured out ways to obtain citizenship through elaborate and illegal means [...]

Text Message Mishap

Mackinder — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:53:39 +0000

Posted in DC World News

Mississauga, ON – Weekends are supposed to be a time of celebration and joy for most teens but things are going to be a little bit different this time around for 18 yr old Simmy Kaur of Mississauga. It all started earlier this month when she started chatting it up with a boy named Lucky, 18, [...]

Villagers Enraged Over Bisexual Sons

Mackinder — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:47:35 +0000

Posted in DC World News

Moga, Punjab – As female to male ratios in Punjab plummet, some young punjabi males are turning to each other for intimacy and love enraging their parents and families. According to a study in 2001, the state of Punjab has one of the lowest female to male ratios compared to the rest of the country. [...]

Bollywood Auction for AIDS

Mackinder — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 20:34:39 +0000

Posted in DC World News

The compassionate stars of Bollywood auctioned off treasured personal belongings in efforts to raise funds for the AIDS epidemic across India. Amitabh Bachchan, star of over 10,000 Bollywood films, raised a record Rs 4,092 for the underwear he wore and sometimes shared with his co-star Dharmendra during the filming of the 1975 Hollywood western rip-off Sholay. The [...]

Silver Chumchas Grand Opening

Mackinder — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:55:08 +0000

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Brampton, ON – Good news for job seekers as Brampton’s first 24 hour Indian Restaurant is opening soon on Ray Lawson Blvd with a large job fair at the Brampton Sports Centre this weekend. Silver ChumChas opens in just over a month and has been attracting quite a fair amount of attention in the local [...]