Stalking or Romance
Toronto, ON – A recent study by a group of University of Toronto students has determined that cases of stalking amongst Indian males aged 20-55, is directly influenced by the characters played by male Bollywood film stars.
Research was conducted on convicted felons of such charges who were of South Asian descent and lived in the Brampton & Malton areas, where crimes of passion are significantly high. The subjects were required to view a series of Indian films while all physical and emotional responses were recorded. Some scenes included song & dance numbers, stranger saving heroine from potential rapists, showing up wherever the heroine goes, the “nevertakenoforananswer” scene, the going to extreme lengths to prove your love scene, the infamous couple trapped in a barn scene and of course the heroine dancing barefoot on glass scene.
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Mississauga, ON – Jagdesh Singh, 64, is a retired newspaper delivery man who likes hanging out at the local area malls with his other retired buddies. The usual spot is Square One, in Mississauga, where they’ll take a bus in the morning and meet up just outside the bus station. Together, their posse heads into the mall checking out the scene and finally finding a bench, in a high traffic area, to chill out on.
They’ll shoot the shit about their retired lives, wives, grand kids, great grand kids, and in Lakhan Singh’s case they talk about his sister’s kids because in his 62 years of life he never found a woman to marry him. Once all the small talk is aside they get to the good stuff and start commenting on the female species scattered around the mall. The following statements have been translated from Punjabi to English.
Read MoreNot a Typical Indian Girl
Mississauga, ON – She’s 22, in university and works part time at a trendy clothing store in Square One, the centre of Mississauga. Monica Sharma enjoys clubbing on the weekends, attending all the latest jams and bashes, participating in fashion shows, chatting it up on her cell phone, watching the latest hindi films and ofcourse hanging out with her large circle of friends. She’s quite an attractive girl who says that she’s often mistaken for being Spanish or Italian. Her brown skin is smooth and her bright blue contacts add to her exotic look.
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Brampton, ON – It’s a beautiful fall Saturday afternoon in the Brampton neighborhood known as Springdale. Children are playing, the old ladies are gathered in a garage, trying to remember what they were gossiping about, and Balwant Singh Alhuwalia is standing in his driveway staring at his once prized Cadillac CTS
Balwant was once regarded as one of the most respected and nicest individuals the neighborhood had ever seen. He took part in most of the community events and was a regular at the National Sports sales events where he stockpiled on clearance t-shirts to send back to under privileged children in Punjab. Life was good for Balwant until one day it all came crashing down.
Read MoreImmigatrion Scam Gone Wrong
Brampton, ON – Immigration is the backbone of Canada’s economy and development. Foreigners from all over the world long to become a Canadian citizen and enjoy the benefits of free Health Care or to take advantage of our lenient refugee laws. Sadly, people have figured out ways to obtain citizenship through elaborate and illegal means with the help of Canadian citizens who benefit from payoffs and bribes. For one Brampton woman, her decision to illegally help a man in India obtain Canadian citizenship backfired.
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Mississauga, ON – Weekends are supposed to be a time of celebration and joy for most teens but things are going to be a little bit different this time around for 18 yr old Simmy Kaur of Mississauga.
It all started earlier this month when she started chatting it up with a boy named Lucky, 18, from Brampton who had somehow showed up on Simmy’s MSN list. She instant messaged him to find out who he is and eventually they got to talking about deeper and more intimate things. Lucky turned out to be quite the charming guy and Simmy definitely liked his approach and personality. They exchanged pictures and a few days later they moved from MSN to the phone. They then went on to spend each night talking away and falling asleep to each other’s voices.
Read MoreVillagers Enraged Over Bisexual Sons
Moga, Punjab – As female to male ratios in Punjab plummet, some young punjabi males are turning to each other for intimacy and love enraging their parents and families. According to a study in 2001, the state of Punjab has one of the lowest female to male ratios compared to the rest of the country. There are 793 females to every 1000 males in Punjab. This attributes to the thriving practice of female genocide in the state.
Read MoreBollywood Auction for AIDS
The compassionate stars of Bollywood auctioned off treasured personal belongings in efforts to raise funds for the AIDS epidemic across India.
Amitabh Bachchan, star of over 10,000 Bollywood films, raised a record Rs 4,092 for the underwear he wore and sometimes shared with his co-star Dharmendra during the filming of the 1975 Hollywood western rip-off Sholay.
Read MoreSilver Chumchas Grand Opening
Brampton, ON – Good news for job seekers as Brampton’s first 24 hour Indian Restaurant is opening soon on Ray Lawson Blvd with a large job fair at the Brampton Sports Centre this weekend. Silver ChumChas opens in just over a month and has been attracting quite a fair amount of attention in the local community. The 24 hour stop for your favourite Indian dishes includes a drive thru as well as an outdoor patio for those beautiful Brampton summers. Baldev Sidhu, owner and operator of the restaurant boasts that Silver ChumChas will be an employer of choice who will offer competitive wages with great benefits.
Read MoreBollywood Protests War
New Delhi, India – Thousands of Bollywood stars, production crews and their servants rallied together in front of the U.S. Embassy in New Delhi to protest against the U.S. led war in Iraq.
From Ash Rai to Hrithak Roshan, celebrities came out in droves. Former guest of The Bindi Show, Amitabh Bachan, led an arsenal of aging legends with pickets, flags and chanting towards the U.S. Embassy gates. Amitabh Bachan chanted loudly, “George Bush – Nai Zindabad. Saddam Hussein – Nai Zindabad.” Followed by thousands of cheers and echoes of the same sentiment.
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