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		<title>Ricky&#8217;s Cousin Used to be a Slut&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tarsem hosts a special Valentine&#8217;s program for those people who are lonely for Valentine&#8217;s or they know somebody who is. 
Ricky decides to call in and share his single cousin with Tarsem and listeners in hopes to find her a taker.

Language: English
Starring: Tarsem &#8211; Darshan, Raj &#8211; Ricky
Length: 3:53

Tarsem&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Programming
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tarsem hosts a special Valentine&#8217;s program for those people who are lonely for Valentine&#8217;s or they know somebody who is. </p>
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Starring: Tarsem &#8211; Darshan, Raj &#8211; Ricky<br />
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		<title>Swami Guava Bogus Astro Forecast 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Swami Guava, while on a spiritual journey through the mountains of Shimla, withstands freezing winter temperatures and snow to bring you his latest Bogus Astro Forecast. The third in his series of astonishingly accurate astrological forecasts.

In this forecast there lies true love ahead for Taurus', pain and suffering for Gemini's, advice for how Punjabi Cancer's can avoid getting cancer, justice for victims of Virgos and more. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Swami Guava, while on a spiritual journey through the mountains of Shimla, withstands freezing winter temperatures and snow to bring you his latest Bogus Astro Forecast. The third in his series of astonishingly accurate astrological forecasts.</p>
<p>In this forecast there lies true love ahead for Taurus&#8217;, pain and suffering for Gemini&#8217;s, advice for how Punjabi Cancer&#8217;s can avoid getting cancer, justice for victims of Virgos and more.<br />
<span id="more-359"></span>This will be Swami&#8217;s only Astro Forecast for the year. He is currently working on and developing his miracle healing product Swami Juice.</p>
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		<title>Sikh Astronaut Refuses to Wear Helmet in Space</title>
		<link>http://www.desicomedy.com/main/sikh-astronaut-refuses-to-wear-helmet-in-space</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Houston-NASA &#8211; When it came to choosing between his devout religious beliefs or fulfilling his life long dream of going to space, Harminder Singh stayed true to his principles and remained on Earth while NASA launched its most recent manned mission to space. 
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Houston-NASA &#8211; When it came to choosing between his devout religious beliefs or fulfilling his life long dream of going to space, Harminder Singh stayed true to his principles and remained on Earth while NASA launched its most recent manned mission to space. </p>
<p>As a practicing Sikh, Harminder Singh is required to cover his unshorn hair with a turban. He is strictly restricted, by somebody, from placing any further head attire over his turban thus making it impossible for him to wear the mandatory space suit that allows him to sustain life outside of the spacecraft.<br />
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&#8220;Today is the saddest day of my life.&#8221; said Harminder Singh in a statement given through his lawyer Harnek Takhar. &#8220;I have been stripped of my religious rights and freedoms. Because of their ignorance and disrespect of my religion I have been discriminated against and denied my dream of going to space.&#8221;</p>
<p>NASA spokesperson Tomas Helmut advised, &#8220;Our latest mission will require our astronauts to perform a space walk and possible repairs to the spacecraft. Without the protection of a space suit it is impossible for one to survive in outside of the craft. Harminder Singh is a highly valued asset and member of our space program but we feel we are acting in the best interest for the safety of our astronauts. &#8221;</p>
<p>When advised that he would not be able to survive in space without the space suit Harminder Singh responded. &#8220;Don&#8217;t try to justify NASA&#8217;s discriminatory position. I want an exemption for my religion. It is my constitutional right. Sikhs around the world will be denied entry into space unless I fight this injustice here and now.&#8221;</p>
<p>Harnek Takher has filed a $200 million dollar lawsuit against NASA for violating Harminder Singh&#8217;s religious rights. If they win the case NASA will be forced to allow Harminder Singh to continue his mission and perform the required spacewalk without a space helmet. </p>
<p>NASA&#8217;s biggest concern is that Singh will not be able to breathe in outer space with just a turban. Singh, however, was quick to refute NASA&#8217;s comment, stating that &#8220;If Waheguru wants me to breathe in outer space, I WILL breathe in outer space&#8230;God damn it.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Desi Comedy 10 Years of Undomination</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:02:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In April 2010 we will celebrate 10 years online and to prepare for that occasion we changed our dirty underwear (metaphor for old look of the site) with fresh new panties (the sleek, grungy and loud piece of fine ass you&#8217;re viewing now &#8211; how that relates to panties is in our own imagination)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In April 2010 we will celebrate 10 years online and to prepare for that occasion we changed our <em>dirty underwear</em> (metaphor for old look of the site) with <em>fresh new panties</em> (the sleek, grungy and loud piece of fine ass you&#8217;re viewing now &#8211; how that relates to panties is in our own imagination)</P></p>
<p>So what does this mean for you the super-fan whose been visiting year after year, desperately awaiting for updates, clinging to the hope that we might release that scandalous Ash Rai interview or a new Happy Tabla &amp; Singer Guy musical montage to sit around with the family and jam too. Well, it means that your waiting period is over. Until&#8230; right&#8230; about.. now! <span id="more-6"></span>Let the wait begin again as we continue behind the scenes work to make those content items you crave come to life for your repeated viewing! The amateur works of yesteryears are over &#8211; no more home video looking skits of Desi Force Elite Forces of Force running around saving the world from injustice or audio skits that finish two minutes after they should have been shutdown, disconnected and destroyed. We&#8217;re old, some of us married and a quality legacy is all that we have left to live for. So enjoy the new HD DC uprise. Your eyes and ears will be happy.</p>
<p>Remember to follow us on Twitter because we&#8217;re going to say things you won&#8217;t want to miss. Also creep on our Facebook page as often as you like. There will be icons somewhere on the site for you to do this once we figure out how to implement them.</p>
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		<title>Happy Tabla &amp; Singer Guy Christmas Special</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
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