Posts by Darshan
Shy Girl Likes Porn
kool_italiano_1984: hi there
shygirl77999: yah
shygirl77999: im indian, i dont like italians
shygirl77999: im not allowed to date them
shygirl77999: my mom and dad will disown me
shygirl77999: 
kool_italiano_1984: but mein ta puajabi munda hega
kool_italiano_1984: 
Shygirl Gets Asked to Cyber
pind_da_sohna_jatt: hey u wanna cyber
pind_da_sohna_jatt: u have mic?
pind_da_sohna_jatt: mmmmmmmmmmm
shygirl77999: no mic
pind_da_sohna_jatt: so wht u wearing?
shygirl77999: saree
shygirl77999: blue one
shygirl77999: with black kadai
pind_da_sohna_jatt: dnt tell me
pind_da_sohna_jatt: i love sareee…..
Recon Ninja Man – Who Am I?
recon ninja man: hi
samediff77: bonjour
samediff77: asl
recon ninja man: i don’t speak Eskimo
recon ninja man: I cannot reveal my asl at the moment
recon ninja man: don’t you want to know why
samediff77: sure
recon ninja man: i’m on a secret mission
samediff77: uuuhh ok w/e
recon ninja man: you have to believe me
recon ninja man: its a matter of life or death
recon ninja man: please, i beg you just.. help me
recon ninja man: don’t you care?
recon ninja man: what if I die!
samediff77: u r scaring me
recon ninja man: can you sleep with that on your concious?
samediff77: i don’t even kno who u r
recon ninja man: i don’t even know who i am
samediff77 signed off at 4:32:57 PM.
Tarsem Can’t Get a Reply
Tarsem: hey there
Tarsem: how are ya today ?
Tarsem: are you indian ?
Tarsem: are you a mute ?
Tarsem: do you have problems with your keyboard ?
Tarsem: you can call me if that helps
Tarsem: we couldve been great lovers you know
Tarsem: and now we won’t have anything
Tarsem: it’s a shame woman
Tarsem: quite a shame
Stalking or Romance
Toronto, ON – A recent study by a group of University of Toronto students has determined that cases of stalking amongst Indian males aged 20-55, is directly influenced by the characters played by male Bollywood film stars.
Research was conducted on convicted felons of such charges who were of South Asian descent and lived in the Brampton & Malton areas, where crimes of passion are significantly high. The subjects were required to view a series of Indian films while all physical and emotional responses were recorded. Some scenes included song & dance numbers, stranger saving heroine from potential rapists, showing up wherever the heroine goes, the “nevertakenoforananswer” scene, the going to extreme lengths to prove your love scene, the infamous couple trapped in a barn scene and of course the heroine dancing barefoot on glass scene.
Read MoreBaba Picks Up
Mississauga, ON – Jagdesh Singh, 64, is a retired newspaper delivery man who likes hanging out at the local area malls with his other retired buddies. The usual spot is Square One, in Mississauga, where they’ll take a bus in the morning and meet up just outside the bus station. Together, their posse heads into the mall checking out the scene and finally finding a bench, in a high traffic area, to chill out on.
They’ll shoot the shit about their retired lives, wives, grand kids, great grand kids, and in Lakhan Singh’s case they talk about his sister’s kids because in his 62 years of life he never found a woman to marry him. Once all the small talk is aside they get to the good stuff and start commenting on the female species scattered around the mall. The following statements have been translated from Punjabi to English.
Read MoreNot a Typical Indian Girl
Mississauga, ON – She’s 22, in university and works part time at a trendy clothing store in Square One, the centre of Mississauga. Monica Sharma enjoys clubbing on the weekends, attending all the latest jams and bashes, participating in fashion shows, chatting it up on her cell phone, watching the latest hindi films and ofcourse hanging out with her large circle of friends. She’s quite an attractive girl who says that she’s often mistaken for being Spanish or Italian. Her brown skin is smooth and her bright blue contacts add to her exotic look.
Read MoreShowcase Unzipped
Brampton, ON – It’s a beautiful fall Saturday afternoon in the Brampton neighborhood known as Springdale. Children are playing, the old ladies are gathered in a garage, trying to remember what they were gossiping about, and Balwant Singh Alhuwalia is standing in his driveway staring at his once prized Cadillac CTS
Balwant was once regarded as one of the most respected and nicest individuals the neighborhood had ever seen. He took part in most of the community events and was a regular at the National Sports sales events where he stockpiled on clearance t-shirts to send back to under privileged children in Punjab. Life was good for Balwant until one day it all came crashing down.
Read MoreImmigatrion Scam Gone Wrong
Brampton, ON – Immigration is the backbone of Canada’s economy and development. Foreigners from all over the world long to become a Canadian citizen and enjoy the benefits of free Health Care or to take advantage of our lenient refugee laws. Sadly, people have figured out ways to obtain citizenship through elaborate and illegal means with the help of Canadian citizens who benefit from payoffs and bribes. For one Brampton woman, her decision to illegally help a man in India obtain Canadian citizenship backfired.
Read MoreText Message Mishap
Mississauga, ON – Weekends are supposed to be a time of celebration and joy for most teens but things are going to be a little bit different this time around for 18 yr old Simmy Kaur of Mississauga.
It all started earlier this month when she started chatting it up with a boy named Lucky, 18, from Brampton who had somehow showed up on Simmy’s MSN list. She instant messaged him to find out who he is and eventually they got to talking about deeper and more intimate things. Lucky turned out to be quite the charming guy and Simmy definitely liked his approach and personality. They exchanged pictures and a few days later they moved from MSN to the phone. They then went on to spend each night talking away and falling asleep to each other’s voices.
Read MoreStalk Us
