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	<title>Desi Comedy &#187; Darshan</title>
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		<title>Baby Gives Compelling Argument</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 00:04:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Viral]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adorable]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[He&#8217;s got a valid argument. Now if only he could speak&#8230;

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He&#8217;s got a valid argument. Now if only he could speak&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Horny.. err Holy Indian God Men Sex Scandals!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Apr 2010 17:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DC Fake News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scandal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swami Guava]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If this wasn&#8217;t real it could&#8217;ve been hilarious. Instead it&#8217;s sad, filthy, dirty and just downright naughty!
BANGALORE, India — The Roman Catholic Church isn&#8217;t alone when it comes to scandal lately.
As the debate rages in the West about the ungodly behavior of godly men, a series of sex scandals involving India’s assortment of god men [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If this wasn&#8217;t real it could&#8217;ve been hilarious. Instead it&#8217;s sad, filthy, dirty and just downright naughty!</p>
<p>BANGALORE, India — The Roman Catholic Church isn&#8217;t alone when it comes to scandal lately.</p>
<p>As the debate rages in the West about the ungodly behavior of godly men, a series of sex scandals involving India’s assortment of god men — called sadhu, baba or swami — is making skeptics out of many Indians.</p>
<p>“Most god men are self-proclaimed, and they are being increasingly outed  as hypocrites and fakes,” said Ravi Ghatge, a retired banker in  Bangalore. “Then everybody finds out that there is not an iota of  spirituality in any of them,” he added.</p>
<p><a class="aligncenter" title="Horny Guru Guys" href="http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/india/100402/sex-india-gurus" target="_blank">Read article here&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Ricky&#8217;s Cousin Used to be a Slut&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.desicomedy.com/audio/tarsems-valentines-programming</link>
		<comments>http://www.desicomedy.com/audio/tarsems-valentines-programming#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 04:18:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DC Audio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Main]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ricky]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[std's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarsem]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[valentine's]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tarsem hosts a special Valentine&#8217;s program for those people who are lonely for Valentine&#8217;s or they know somebody who is. 
Ricky decides to call in and share his single cousin with Tarsem and listeners in hopes to find her a taker.

Language: English
Starring: Tarsem &#8211; Darshan, Raj &#8211; Ricky
Length: 3:53

Tarsem&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Programming
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Tarsem hosts a special Valentine&#8217;s program for those people who are lonely for Valentine&#8217;s or they know somebody who is. </p>
<p>Ricky decides to call in and share his single cousin with Tarsem and listeners in hopes to find her a taker.<br />
<span id="more-381"></span><br />
Language: English<br />
Starring: Tarsem &#8211; Darshan, Raj &#8211; Ricky<br />
Length: 3:53</p>
<p>
<a href="http://desicomedy.com/dc/media/audio/DC-Tarsem-Valentines.mp3">Tarsem&#8217;s Valentine&#8217;s Programming</a></p>
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		<title>Swami Guava Bogus Astro Forecast 3</title>
		<link>http://www.desicomedy.com/video/swami-guava-bogus-astro-forecast-3</link>
		<comments>http://www.desicomedy.com/video/swami-guava-bogus-astro-forecast-3#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:08:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[DC Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Main]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Swami Guava, while on a spiritual journey through the mountains of Shimla, withstands freezing winter temperatures and snow to bring you his latest Bogus Astro Forecast. The third in his series of astonishingly accurate astrological forecasts.

In this forecast there lies true love ahead for Taurus', pain and suffering for Gemini's, advice for how Punjabi Cancer's can avoid getting cancer, justice for victims of Virgos and more. ]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Swami Guava, while on a spiritual journey through the mountains of Shimla, withstands freezing winter temperatures and snow to bring you his latest Bogus Astro Forecast. The third in his series of astonishingly accurate astrological forecasts.</p>
<p>In this forecast there lies true love ahead for Taurus&#8217;, pain and suffering for Gemini&#8217;s, advice for how Punjabi Cancer&#8217;s can avoid getting cancer, justice for victims of Virgos and more.<br />
<span id="more-359"></span>This will be Swami&#8217;s only Astro Forecast for the year. He is currently working on and developing his miracle healing product Swami Juice.</p>
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		<title>Sikh Astronaut Refuses to Wear Helmet in Space</title>
		<link>http://www.desicomedy.com/main/sikh-astronaut-refuses-to-wear-helmet-in-space</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 13:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Main]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[astronaut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[discrimination]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[racism]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Houston-NASA &#8211; When it came to choosing between his devout religious beliefs or fulfilling his life long dream of going to space, Harminder Singh stayed true to his principles and remained on Earth while NASA launched its most recent manned mission to space. 
As a practicing Sikh, Harminder Singh is required to cover his unshorn [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Houston-NASA &#8211; When it came to choosing between his devout religious beliefs or fulfilling his life long dream of going to space, Harminder Singh stayed true to his principles and remained on Earth while NASA launched its most recent manned mission to space. </p>
<p>As a practicing Sikh, Harminder Singh is required to cover his unshorn hair with a turban. He is strictly restricted, by somebody, from placing any further head attire over his turban thus making it impossible for him to wear the mandatory space suit that allows him to sustain life outside of the spacecraft.<br />
<span id="more-326"></span><br />
&#8220;Today is the saddest day of my life.&#8221; said Harminder Singh in a statement given through his lawyer Harnek Takhar. &#8220;I have been stripped of my religious rights and freedoms. Because of their ignorance and disrespect of my religion I have been discriminated against and denied my dream of going to space.&#8221;</p>
<p>NASA spokesperson Tomas Helmut advised, &#8220;Our latest mission will require our astronauts to perform a space walk and possible repairs to the spacecraft. Without the protection of a space suit it is impossible for one to survive in outside of the craft. Harminder Singh is a highly valued asset and member of our space program but we feel we are acting in the best interest for the safety of our astronauts. &#8221;</p>
<p>When advised that he would not be able to survive in space without the space suit Harminder Singh responded. &#8220;Don&#8217;t try to justify NASA&#8217;s discriminatory position. I want an exemption for my religion. It is my constitutional right. Sikhs around the world will be denied entry into space unless I fight this injustice here and now.&#8221;</p>
<p>Harnek Takher has filed a $200 million dollar lawsuit against NASA for violating Harminder Singh&#8217;s religious rights. If they win the case NASA will be forced to allow Harminder Singh to continue his mission and perform the required spacewalk without a space helmet. </p>
<p>NASA&#8217;s biggest concern is that Singh will not be able to breathe in outer space with just a turban. Singh, however, was quick to refute NASA&#8217;s comment, stating that &#8220;If Waheguru wants me to breathe in outer space, I WILL breathe in outer space&#8230;God damn it.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Tarsem the Hijrah</title>
		<link>http://www.desicomedy.com/chats/tarsem-the-hijrah</link>
		<comments>http://www.desicomedy.com/chats/tarsem-the-hijrah#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 22:58:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The DC Chat Logs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ewhere_123: hi m/f?
Tarsem: both
Tarsem: you ?
newhere_123: just one thanks bye
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ewhere_123: hi m/f?<br />
Tarsem: both<br />
Tarsem: you ?<br />
newhere_123: just one thanks bye</p>
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		<title>The Apple That Fell Far From the Family Tree</title>
		<link>http://www.desicomedy.com/kutha/the-apple-that-fell-far-from-the-family-tree</link>
		<comments>http://www.desicomedy.com/kutha/the-apple-that-fell-far-from-the-family-tree#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kutha's Koonja]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have lots of smaller cousins in my family and I always give them sarcastic advice and sometimes I actually think they take it. I gave advice to my one cousin, he&#8217;s about 18 and heading to University.  I told him to go to a University that&#8217;s close to home so that your parents [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have lots of smaller cousins in my family and I always give them sarcastic advice and sometimes I actually think they take it. I gave advice to my one cousin, he&#8217;s about 18 and heading to University.  I told him to go to a University that&#8217;s close to home so that your parents are close by in-case you miss them.  You may not think so now, but you will miss them.  Trust me, it’s a natural bond that god created, and University helps you find it.</p>
<p><span id="more-112"></span></p>
<p>A couple weeks later I find out he&#8217;s going to live at home and drive to school which is only 10-15min away.  The next time I talked to him, I&#8217;m like wtf were you thinking? Why would you goto a Uni thats so close to home.    He&#8217;s like, what?  Its cheaper to stay at home and even you said its better to do that.  I&#8217;m like whaaaaaaaaaaat?  When the hell did I say that?  So he refreshes my memory. I was just like OMFG! You actually believed me? Then I had no choice but to be honest.  I told him straight up, listen man don&#8217;t waste your parents money on an education you’re not going to understand.  He&#8217;s like, what do you mean?</p>
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		<title>Blink Jatt Talks Sex with Anti-Sex Chick</title>
		<link>http://www.desicomedy.com/chats/blink-jatt-talks-sex-with-anti-sex-chick</link>
		<comments>http://www.desicomedy.com/chats/blink-jatt-talks-sex-with-anti-sex-chick#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:17:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The DC Chat Logs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[sapphire_angel50: hi
sapphire_angel50: hows life?
BlinkJatt: really friggin good
BlinkJatt: how bout yer life ?
sapphire_angel50: fine
sapphire_angel50: asl pls
BlinkJatt: in the t-dot nigga
BlinkJatt: and you ?
sapphire_angel50: what?
BlinkJatt: nigga what ?
BlinkJatt: your beautiful

sapphire_angel50: thanks
sapphire_angel50: asl pls
BlinkJatt: can we make babies ?
sapphire_angel50: hmmmm?????
sapphire_angel50: you like babies?
sapphire_angel50: dont you have wife?
BlinkJatt: no
BlinkJatt: i want a wife
BlinkJatt: asl pls
BlinkJatt: 20/m toronto
sapphire_angel50: oh ok
BlinkJatt: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>sapphire_angel50: hi<br />
sapphire_angel50: hows life?<br />
BlinkJatt: really friggin good<br />
BlinkJatt: how bout yer life ?<br />
sapphire_angel50: fine<br />
sapphire_angel50: asl pls<br />
BlinkJatt: in the t-dot nigga<br />
BlinkJatt: and you ?<br />
sapphire_angel50: what?<br />
BlinkJatt: nigga what ?<br />
BlinkJatt: your beautiful<br />
<span id="more-110"></span><br />
sapphire_angel50: thanks<br />
sapphire_angel50: asl pls<br />
BlinkJatt: can we make babies ?<br />
sapphire_angel50: hmmmm?????<br />
sapphire_angel50: you like babies?<br />
sapphire_angel50: dont you have wife?<br />
BlinkJatt: no<br />
BlinkJatt: i want a wife<br />
BlinkJatt: asl pls<br />
BlinkJatt: 20/m toronto<br />
sapphire_angel50: oh ok<br />
BlinkJatt: sex ?<br />
sapphire_angel50: no sorry<br />
BlinkJatt: i mean<br />
BlinkJatt: gender<br />
sapphire_angel50: oh ok<br />
sapphire_angel50: f here<br />
sapphire_angel50: hahahaha<br />
BlinkJatt: haha<br />
sapphire_angel50: sorry<br />
BlinkJatt: you like that eh<br />
sapphire_angel50: no i just thought you just like some other guys here<br />
BlinkJatt: no i hate sex<br />
sapphire_angel50: good<br />
sapphire_angel50: same here<br />
BlinkJatt: yeah.. its so filthy<br />
BlinkJatt: what kind of sick people would do such a thing?<br />
sapphire_angel50: ya<br />
sapphire_angel50: youre right<br />
BlinkJatt: it really makes me sad<br />
BlinkJatt: i dont ever want to have sex<br />
BlinkJatt: how about you ?<br />
sapphire_angel50: i dont also<br />
sapphire_angel50: i think im still young for that<br />
BlinkJatt: i thought you were 50 ?<br />
sapphire_angel50: no<br />
sapphire_angel50: im 20<br />
BlinkJatt: oh ok<br />
BlinkJatt: your name says 50<br />
sapphire_angel50: ya<br />
sapphire_angel50: i just used that number<br />
BlinkJatt: oh ok.. so back to sex.. do you talk to any one that has ever had it ?? are they still alive ?<br />
BlinkJatt: i hear you can get really sick and ill from sex.<br />
sapphire_angel50: no<br />
sapphire_angel50: not interested<br />
BlinkJatt: good me neither. i don&#8217;t even understand how it&#8217;s done<br />
sapphire_angel50: ok<br />
BlinkJatt: sometimes i cry<br />
sapphire_angel50: but do you think i will believe on that<br />
sapphire_angel50: youre a guy<br />
BlinkJatt: please don&#8217;t be mean to me<br />
BlinkJatt: i am a nice guy<br />
sapphire_angel50: oh ok<br />
sapphire_angel50: hope you are really nice<br />
BlinkJatt: yes im really nice<br />
sapphire_angel50: ok<br />
BlinkJatt: and girls always want to have sex. and im like no<br />
BlinkJatt: and you know what<br />
BlinkJatt: they stop talking to me after<br />
BlinkJatt: it&#8217;s awful<br />
BlinkJatt: this world we live in<br />
sapphire_angel50: the same with the guy i met<br />
BlinkJatt: really ? tell me<br />
sapphire_angel50: after asking about sex,and found out that im not interested<br />
sapphire_angel50: they would just leave<br />
sapphire_angel50: are you still there?<br />
BUZZ!!!<br />
sapphire_angel50: ok<br />
sapphire_angel50: sorry to disturb you<br />
sapphire_angel50: take care<br />
sapphire_angel50: bye<br />
sapphire_angel50: thanks</p>
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		<title>Tarsem Screws with Amateur Online Fraud Artist Wannabe Kid</title>
		<link>http://www.desicomedy.com/chats/tarsem-screws-with-amateur-online-fraud-artist-wannabe-kid</link>
		<comments>http://www.desicomedy.com/chats/tarsem-screws-with-amateur-online-fraud-artist-wannabe-kid#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:15:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The DC Chat Logs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[pretty_shanzy: what atm card do u used?
Tarsem: icici
pretty_shanzy: can u give me the complete name of the atm?
Tarsem: ICICI
pretty_shanzy: icici means?
Tarsem: India&#8217;s Cash Is Cash India
pretty_shanzy: okay
Tarsem: are you lover ?

pretty_shanzy: sir can i ask u more about icici?
Tarsem: yes you may
pretty_shanzy: ok
pretty_shanzy: card number sitr
pretty_shanzy: card number sir?
pretty_shanzy: this is a promo
Tarsem: 6018 7810 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>pretty_shanzy: what atm card do u used?<br />
Tarsem: icici<br />
pretty_shanzy: can u give me the complete name of the atm?<br />
Tarsem: ICICI<br />
pretty_shanzy: icici means?<br />
Tarsem: India&#8217;s Cash Is Cash India<br />
pretty_shanzy: okay<br />
Tarsem: are you lover ?<br />
<span id="more-107"></span><br />
pretty_shanzy: sir can i ask u more about icici?<br />
Tarsem: yes you may<br />
pretty_shanzy: ok<br />
pretty_shanzy: card number sitr<br />
pretty_shanzy: card number sir?<br />
pretty_shanzy: this is a promo<br />
Tarsem: 6018 7810 0921 1010<br />
Tarsem: oh wonderful! i love promos<br />
pretty_shanzy: yes<br />
Tarsem: what are you promoting ?<br />
pretty_shanzy: expiriation date?<br />
Tarsem: 10/07<br />
pretty_shanzy: for indian business man<br />
Tarsem: yes that is correct<br />
Tarsem: oh<br />
Tarsem: i get an indian business man<br />
Tarsem: that is great<br />
Tarsem: i could use one of those<br />
pretty_shanzy: the security code.. so that we can identify ur account<br />
pretty_shanzy: so that u will be one of our winner<br />
Tarsem: hold on, let me turn my card around<br />
pretty_shanzy: ok<br />
Tarsem: ok it is 510<br />
pretty_shanzy: sir if its wrong&#8230; the bank will arrest you<br />
Tarsem: oh my<br />
pretty_shanzy: are u sure?<br />
Tarsem: that is scary<br />
Tarsem: no i would never lie to you<br />
Tarsem: did i win ?<br />
pretty_shanzy: wait<br />
Tarsem: how do i claim my business man ?<br />
Tarsem: im so excited<br />
pretty_shanzy: ur address?<br />
pretty_shanzy: so that we deliver it<br />
Tarsem: 110 moga junction 12 yonge st jamaica echo puncturecunt<br />
pretty_shanzy: ur city?<br />
Tarsem: ok<br />
Tarsem: puncturecunt is the city<br />
Tarsem: its in whoreslutpur<br />
pretty_shanzy: ur state?<br />
Tarsem: whoreslutpur<br />
pretty_shanzy: zip code<br />
pretty_shanzy: zip code?<br />
Tarsem: 9021<br />
Tarsem: 90210<br />
Tarsem: did i win the business man ?<br />
Tarsem: please tell me i&#8217;ve won</p>
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		<title>Raj Gill Doesn&#8217;t Size Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Dec 2009 21:14:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Darshan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[raj_gill_1980: hiiiii
shygirl77999: hi
raj_gill_1980: asl pls?
shygirl77999: 24/f born in canada but in india right now
shygirl77999: how big are you?
raj_gill_1980: where in india?
raj_gill_1980: 6&#8217;1&#8243;
raj_gill_1980: n 
shygirl77999: no but how big is it?
raj_gill_1980: lolz
raj_gill_1980: i knew..
raj_gill_1980: umm lemme see
raj_gill_1980: 8 &#8211; 9 right now
raj_gill_1980: grows dependin on the situation 
shygirl77999: sorry too small for me
raj_gill_1980: lolz
raj_gill_1980: kk gud [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>raj_gill_1980: hiiiii<br />
shygirl77999: hi<br />
raj_gill_1980: asl pls?<br />
shygirl77999: 24/f born in canada but in india right now<br />
shygirl77999: how big are you?<br />
raj_gill_1980: where in india?<br />
raj_gill_1980: 6&#8217;1&#8243;<br />
raj_gill_1980: n <img src='http://www.desicomedy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
shygirl77999: no but how big is it?<br />
raj_gill_1980: lolz<br />
raj_gill_1980: i knew..<br />
raj_gill_1980: umm lemme see<br />
raj_gill_1980: 8 &#8211; 9 right now<br />
raj_gill_1980: grows dependin on the situation <img src='http://www.desicomedy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
shygirl77999: sorry too small for me<br />
raj_gill_1980: lolz<br />
raj_gill_1980: kk gud luck with ur search</p>
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