Posts by Darshan
Ricky’s Cousin Used to be a Slut…
Tarsem hosts a special Valentine’s program for those people who are lonely for Valentine’s or they know somebody who is.
Ricky decides to call in and share his single cousin with Tarsem and listeners in hopes to find her a taker.
Read MoreSwami Guava Bogus Astro Forecast 3
Swami Guava, while on a spiritual journey through the mountains of Shimla, withstands freezing winter temperatures and snow to bring you his latest Bogus Astro Forecast. The third in his series of astonishingly accurate astrological forecasts.
In this forecast there lies true love ahead for Taurus’, pain and suffering for Gemini’s, advice for how Punjabi Cancer’s can avoid getting cancer, justice for victims of Virgos and more.
Read MoreSikh Astronaut Refuses to Wear Helmet in Space
Houston-NASA – When it came to choosing between his devout religious beliefs or fulfilling his life long dream of going to space, Harminder Singh stayed true to his principles and remained on Earth while NASA launched its most recent manned mission to space.
As a practicing Sikh, Harminder Singh is required to cover his unshorn hair with a turban. He is strictly restricted, by somebody, from placing any further head attire over his turban thus making it impossible for him to wear the mandatory space suit that allows him to sustain life outside of the spacecraft.
Read MoreTarsem the Hijrah
ewhere_123: hi m/f?
Tarsem: both
Tarsem: you ?
newhere_123: just one thanks bye
The Apple That Fell Far From the Family Tree
I have lots of smaller cousins in my family and I always give them sarcastic advice and sometimes I actually think they take it. I gave advice to my one cousin, he’s about 18 and heading to University. I told him to go to a University that’s close to home so that your parents are close by in-case you miss them. You may not think so now, but you will miss them. Trust me, it’s a natural bond that god created, and University helps you find it.
Read MoreBlink Jatt Talks Sex with Anti-Sex Chick
sapphire_angel50: hi
sapphire_angel50: hows life?
BlinkJatt: really friggin good
BlinkJatt: how bout yer life ?
sapphire_angel50: fine
sapphire_angel50: asl pls
BlinkJatt: in the t-dot nigga
BlinkJatt: and you ?
sapphire_angel50: what?
BlinkJatt: nigga what ?
BlinkJatt: your beautiful
Tarsem Screws with Amateur Online Fraud Artist Wannabe Kid
pretty_shanzy: what atm card do u used?
Tarsem: icici
pretty_shanzy: can u give me the complete name of the atm?
Tarsem: ICICI
pretty_shanzy: icici means?
Tarsem: India’s Cash Is Cash India
pretty_shanzy: okay
Tarsem: are you lover ?
Raj Gill Doesn’t Size Up
raj_gill_1980: hiiiii
shygirl77999: hi
raj_gill_1980: asl pls?
shygirl77999: 24/f born in canada but in india right now
shygirl77999: how big are you?
raj_gill_1980: where in india?
raj_gill_1980: 6′1″
raj_gill_1980: n 
shygirl77999: no but how big is it?
raj_gill_1980: lolz
raj_gill_1980: i knew..
raj_gill_1980: umm lemme see
raj_gill_1980: 8 – 9 right now
raj_gill_1980: grows dependin on the situation
shygirl77999: sorry too small for me
raj_gill_1980: lolz
raj_gill_1980: kk gud luck with ur search
Shy Girl Likes Porn
kool_italiano_1984: hi there
shygirl77999: yah
shygirl77999: im indian, i dont like italians
shygirl77999: im not allowed to date them
shygirl77999: my mom and dad will disown me
shygirl77999: 
kool_italiano_1984: but mein ta puajabi munda hega
kool_italiano_1984:
Shygirl Gets Asked to Cyber
pind_da_sohna_jatt: hey u wanna cyber
pind_da_sohna_jatt: u have mic?
pind_da_sohna_jatt: mmmmmmmmmmm
shygirl77999: no mic
pind_da_sohna_jatt: so wht u wearing?
shygirl77999: saree
shygirl77999: blue one
shygirl77999: with black kadai
pind_da_sohna_jatt: dnt tell me
pind_da_sohna_jatt: i love sareee…..
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