Posts by Darshan

Baby Gives Compelling Argument

He’s got a valid argument. Now if only he could speak…

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Horny.. err Holy Indian God Men Sex Scandals!

Horny.. err Holy Indian God Men Sex Scandals!

If this wasn’t real it could’ve been hilarious. Instead it’s sad, filthy, dirty and just downright naughty!

BANGALORE, India — The Roman Catholic Church isn’t alone when it comes to scandal lately.

As the debate rages in the West about the ungodly behavior of godly men, a series of sex scandals involving India’s assortment of god men — called sadhu, baba or swami — is making skeptics out of many Indians.

“Most god men are self-proclaimed, and they are being increasingly outed as hypocrites and fakes,” said Ravi Ghatge, a retired banker in Bangalore. “Then everybody finds out that there is not an iota of spirituality in any of them,” he added.

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Ricky’s Cousin Used to be a Slut…

Ricky’s Cousin Used to be a Slut…

Tarsem hosts a special Valentine’s program for those people who are lonely for Valentine’s or they know somebody who is.

Ricky decides to call in and share his single cousin with Tarsem and listeners in hopes to find her a taker.

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Swami Guava Bogus Astro Forecast 3

Swami Guava Bogus Astro Forecast 3

Swami Guava, while on a spiritual journey through the mountains of Shimla, withstands freezing winter temperatures and snow to bring you his latest Bogus Astro Forecast. The third in his series of astonishingly accurate astrological forecasts.

In this forecast there lies true love ahead for Taurus’, pain and suffering for Gemini’s, advice for how Punjabi Cancer’s can avoid getting cancer, justice for victims of Virgos and more.

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Sikh Astronaut Refuses to Wear Helmet in Space

Sikh Astronaut Refuses to Wear Helmet in Space

Houston-NASA – When it came to choosing between his devout religious beliefs or fulfilling his life long dream of going to space, Harminder Singh stayed true to his principles and remained on Earth while NASA launched its most recent manned mission to space.

As a practicing Sikh, Harminder Singh is required to cover his unshorn hair with a turban. He is strictly restricted, by somebody, from placing any further head attire over his turban thus making it impossible for him to wear the mandatory space suit that allows him to sustain life outside of the spacecraft.

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Tarsem the Hijrah

ewhere_123: hi m/f?
Tarsem: both
Tarsem: you ?
newhere_123: just one thanks bye

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The Apple That Fell Far From the Family Tree

I have lots of smaller cousins in my family and I always give them sarcastic advice and sometimes I actually think they take it. I gave advice to my one cousin, he’s about 18 and heading to University. I told him to go to a University that’s close to home so that your parents are close by in-case you miss them. You may not think so now, but you will miss them. Trust me, it’s a natural bond that god created, and University helps you find it.

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Blink Jatt Talks Sex with Anti-Sex Chick

sapphire_angel50: hi
sapphire_angel50: hows life?
BlinkJatt: really friggin good
BlinkJatt: how bout yer life ?
sapphire_angel50: fine
sapphire_angel50: asl pls
BlinkJatt: in the t-dot nigga
BlinkJatt: and you ?
sapphire_angel50: what?
BlinkJatt: nigga what ?
BlinkJatt: your beautiful

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Tarsem Screws with Amateur Online Fraud Artist Wannabe Kid

pretty_shanzy: what atm card do u used?
Tarsem: icici
pretty_shanzy: can u give me the complete name of the atm?
Tarsem: ICICI
pretty_shanzy: icici means?
Tarsem: India’s Cash Is Cash India
pretty_shanzy: okay
Tarsem: are you lover ?

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Raj Gill Doesn’t Size Up

raj_gill_1980: hiiiii
shygirl77999: hi
raj_gill_1980: asl pls?
shygirl77999: 24/f born in canada but in india right now
shygirl77999: how big are you?
raj_gill_1980: where in india?
raj_gill_1980: 6’1″
raj_gill_1980: n ;)
shygirl77999: no but how big is it?
raj_gill_1980: lolz
raj_gill_1980: i knew..
raj_gill_1980: umm lemme see
raj_gill_1980: 8 – 9 right now
raj_gill_1980: grows dependin on the situation ;)
shygirl77999: sorry too small for me
raj_gill_1980: lolz
raj_gill_1980: kk gud luck with ur search

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