Horny.. err Holy Indian God Men Sex Scandals!
If this wasn’t real it could’ve been hilarious. Instead it’s sad, filthy, dirty and just downright naughty!
BANGALORE, India — The Roman Catholic Church isn’t alone when it comes to scandal lately.
As the debate rages in the West about the ungodly behavior of godly men, a series of sex scandals involving India’s assortment of god men — called sadhu, baba or swami — is making skeptics out of many Indians.
“Most god men are self-proclaimed, and they are being increasingly outed as hypocrites and fakes,” said Ravi Ghatge, a retired banker in Bangalore. “Then everybody finds out that there is not an iota of spirituality in any of them,” he added.
Read MoreRicky’s Cousin Used to be a Slut…
Tarsem hosts a special Valentine’s program for those people who are lonely for Valentine’s or they know somebody who is.
Ricky decides to call in and share his single cousin with Tarsem and listeners in hopes to find her a taker.
Read MoreSwami Guava Bogus Astro Forecast 3
Swami Guava, while on a spiritual journey through the mountains of Shimla, withstands freezing winter temperatures and snow to bring you his latest Bogus Astro Forecast. The third in his series of astonishingly accurate astrological forecasts.
In this forecast there lies true love ahead for Taurus’, pain and suffering for Gemini’s, advice for how Punjabi Cancer’s can avoid getting cancer, justice for victims of Virgos and more.
Read MoreSikh Astronaut Refuses to Wear Helmet in Space
Houston-NASA – When it came to choosing between his devout religious beliefs or fulfilling his life long dream of going to space, Harminder Singh stayed true to his principles and remained on Earth while NASA launched its most recent manned mission to space.
As a practicing Sikh, Harminder Singh is required to cover his unshorn hair with a turban. He is strictly restricted, by somebody, from placing any further head attire over his turban thus making it impossible for him to wear the mandatory space suit that allows him to sustain life outside of the spacecraft.
Read MoreStalking or Romance
Toronto, ON – A recent study by a group of University of Toronto students has determined that cases of stalking amongst Indian males aged 20-55, is directly influenced by the characters played by male Bollywood film stars.
Research was conducted on convicted felons of such charges who were of South Asian descent and lived in the Brampton & Malton areas, where crimes of passion are significantly high. The subjects were required to view a series of Indian films while all physical and emotional responses were recorded. Some scenes included song & dance numbers, stranger saving heroine from potential rapists, showing up wherever the heroine goes, the “nevertakenoforananswer” scene, the going to extreme lengths to prove your love scene, the infamous couple trapped in a barn scene and of course the heroine dancing barefoot on glass scene.
Read MoreBaba Picks Up
Mississauga, ON – Jagdesh Singh, 64, is a retired newspaper delivery man who likes hanging out at the local area malls with his other retired buddies. The usual spot is Square One, in Mississauga, where they’ll take a bus in the morning and meet up just outside the bus station. Together, their posse heads into the mall checking out the scene and finally finding a bench, in a high traffic area, to chill out on.
They’ll shoot the shit about their retired lives, wives, grand kids, great grand kids, and in Lakhan Singh’s case they talk about his sister’s kids because in his 62 years of life he never found a woman to marry him. Once all the small talk is aside they get to the good stuff and start commenting on the female species scattered around the mall. The following statements have been translated from Punjabi to English.
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